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3 friends aftr exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nhi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hm ne cheating ki hai.

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.


Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku.
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hai.

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!


Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->

santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi...

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobar Bata Jis Main Zyada Munafa Ho?
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Banta:
Aisa Kr Srdiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kr Grmiyon Main Baich De..

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-).

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Hindi Jokes Santa Banta

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti
to aap k gum hum recieve karte
apni khushiyan aap ko send karte
aapki narazgi delete karte
aur aapki yadon ko save karte.

The Keyword To
Our Relationship:
TR(US)T
Without Trust..
There Is No "US"..!

One Of The Most
Painful Goodbye Is..
When U Know That The
Next Time U Meet..
The Hello Wont Be
The Same..!

Live As Lover
Or
Leave As Strangers..
But
Never Try To Be A Frnd
Of One Whom U Love..
Bcoz
Its Better To Kill Ur
Heart Once..
Than Stabbing It Daily..!

Kuch to tha uski ankho me jo diwana kr gya mujhe..
Kuch to tha uski bato me jo diwana kr gya mujhe..
Kuch to tha uski hsi me jo diwana kr diya mujhe..
Ek shrarat hai uske andaaj me jisne diwana kr diya.

Ab na dhundhna mujhe zmeen-o-aasmaa ki gardish me....
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Tere dil me nhi to kahi nhi hun main...

Kaya kahin ki kuch kaha nahin jata,
Dard meetha hai par saha nahi jata,
Dosti ho gayi hai is qudar aap se ki,
bina yaad kiye aapko raha nahin jata.

Wo Mil Jaaye Mujhe
To Kaarishma Aisa Hoga..
Dosto
Ki..
Elaan E Jannat Ho
Jaise Kisi Gunahgaar Ke Liye..!

Har Kadam Par Aapka Ehsaas Chaahiye..
Mujhe Aapka Saath Apne Paas Chaahiye..
Khuda Bhi Roo Pade Hamari Judaai Se..
Aisa Ye Rishta Khaas Chaahiye..!...........beautiful heart touching love sms in hindi

Hamare Pyar Ko Na Dilse Judaa Karna..
Zndgi Me Na Kabi Ye Gunaah Karna..
Kuch Pal Chaahe Beet Jaaye
Humse Baat Kiye Bina..
Zndgi Na Beet Jaaye Dua Karna..!

Hamari Galtiyon Ko Bhulaate Rehna..
Zndgi Bhar Mohabbat Nibhaate Rehna..
Agar Hum Na Chal Sake Aapke Saath..
To
Aap Hi Kadam Se Kadam Milaate Rehna..!

Kitni Ajeeb Hai
Mere Andaar Ki Tanhaai Bhi..
Dosto
Hazaaro Apne Hai Magar
Yaad Tum Hi Aate Ho..!

Kaash Kabi Tum Samajh Jao..
Mere Pyar Ki Inteha Ko..
Aye Sanam
Haairan Reh Jaoge..
Mere Dilme Apni Kadar Dekh Kar..!

Baarish Ki Boondon Me
Jhalaakti Hai Unki Tasveer..
Dosto
Aaj Fir Hum Bheeg Bethe
Use Paane Ki Chaahat Me..!..............beautiful heart touching love sms in hindi

Mere Bas Me Hota
To Tujhe Rakh Lete Apne Dilme Chupa Kar..
Aye Sanam
Tujhe Sab Dekhte Hain
Aur
Mujhse Ye Dekha Nahi Jaata..!

Aankho Se Tumhare Dilme Utar Jaayenge..
Dilme Utar Kar Dhaarkan Ban Jaayenge..
Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Chalna Sanam..
Warna
Zamaane Ko Tumhari Aankho Me Hum Nazar Aayenge..!

Reh Na Paoge Kabi Bhoola Kar Dekho..
Yakeen Na Aata Ho To Aazma Kar Dekho..
Har Jagah Mehsoos Hogi Hamari Kami..
Apni Suni Mehfil Ko Kitna Bhi Saja Kar Dekho..!............. beautiful heart touching love sms in hindi

Jiski aarzu thi usika hi pyar na mila.
Barso jiska intazar kiya usika hi sath na mila.
Ajib khel hai ye mohabbt ka
kisiko hum na mile aur koi hume na mila.

Pyar ka to khel hi nirala hai
Isme ache acho ka ho jata muh kala hai
Bacha to sirf wahi hai mere dost
Jisne khud ko prem rog se sambhala hai

Jab-jab yarron ki yaad aati hai
Teri yad hi sabse pehle satati hai
Koi yaad hame hansaye ya na hansaye
Teri yad hamesha hi rulati hai

Kisi Ne Kya Khoob Kaha Hai
"Alfaaz To Bahut Hain
Mohabbat Bayan Karne Ke Liye.
Par Jo Khamoshi Nahi Samjh Sakte,
Wo Alfaaz Kya Samjhenge..!!

falak k teer ka kya nishana tha,
jidhar bijli giri mera aashiyana tha.
pahuch rahi thi sahil pe kasti
par tufan ko bhi usi wakt aana tha!

Mujhe Pata Nahi.
Ki Mohabbat Kise Kehte Hain.
Dosto
Ye
Shayed Wo Cheez Hai.
Jo Hum Unse
Or
Wo Kisi Aur Se Karte Hain..!......................broken heart sms

Wahi raat ki khamosi, wahi tanhaai..
Ye hawayein apne saath kisi ki yaad bhi le aayi..
Hum to bethe khuda ke chand ko dekh rahe thay..
Fir na jaane kyu apne chand ki yaad aayi..
To
ye ankhe bhar aayi..!

Jazbaat Ke Khel Mein Mohabbat Ka
Saboot Na Maango Mujhse..
Maine Wo Aansoo Bhi Bahaye Hain
Jo Meri Aankhon Me Nahi The.....................lost love sms

Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno Ko Pate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate......................emotional senti sms

Hume Zindagi Ki Sacchai Tab Pata Chali
Jab Raste Me Pade Phulo Ne Mujhe Kaha
Dusro Ko Khushbu Dene Wale
Aksar Isi Tarah Kuchal Diye Jate Hai.

Koi kuch na kahe to pata kya hai,
is bechen khamoshi ki wajah kya hai,
hr koi chhod jata hai tanha hume,
koi ye to bataye ki hamari khata kya hai...........................emotional sad sms

Ho Sakti Hai Mohabbat ZindaGi Me Dobara Bhi...!!
Bas Hausla Ho Ek Dafaa Phir Barbaad Hone kaa...!!.........................very senti sms

Dard bahut hua dil ke toot
jane se, kuch na mila un
ke liye aansu bahane se,
wo jante the wajah
mere dard ki, fir bhi baz
na aye wo mujko azmane se............................upset sms in hindi

Milna ittafak tha bicharna nasib tha,
Wo itna dur huwa jitna karib tha,
Use dekhne ko tarasti rahi aankhein,
Jis shakhs ke haatho mein mera nasib tha..

Aasuo ki bunde hai ya ankho ki nami hai,
na upar aasma hai na niche zami hai,
ye kaisa mod hai zindagi ka,
uski hi zarurat hai aur uski hi kami hai........senti msgs

Maine Khuda Se Poochha,
"Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Me Pyar Ki?"
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Khuda Bhi Hass Ke Bola,
"Aansu Bhari Aankhen Aur
Saari Umar Intezaar Ki............................upset sms

Karta raha fareb koi saadgi ke saath,
Itna bada mazak meri zindagi ke saath,
Shyad mili saza iis jurm ki mujhe,
Ho gaya tha pyaar mujhe ek ajnaabi ke saath.............................upset sms




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